bite the bullet journal

I have always loved a good list. I used to be queen of notebooks until the invention of the iPhone. In recent years I have made all my calendars, lists and notes digital. The logic was that I was able to have my diary and…

quotes of the week

Listening to the radio in the car Pet Shop Boys: in a west end town, a dead end world Big M: I can’t believe that song just said girls are worse than boys. ******** Little M: Is that a magpire? Me: Huh? Oh you mean…

quotes of the week

On the beach… Little M: Mummy, I have drawed an X on the sand. Me: Oh, yes, clever you. Little M: Yes. And when they dig they won’t find any treasure. HA! I’m tricking the pirates. ******** Little M: I’m going to take this postcard…

quotes of the week

Little M: The light doesn’t work in the sitting room. We need to change the light bob. ******** The Ms both have friends over for tea. Big M: I am T, and this is Big M. T: Yes. I am Big M, she is T….

quotes of the week

Little M: Here’s your screw diver daddy. ******** Reading the BFG Big M: You do the best voices mummy. Daddy’s are good but not like yours. And Miss B just says the BFG’s words in her normal voice. She’s rubbish. Me: *proud face*  

quotes of the week

Little M: I did PE today. Mr TOPP: Cool. What did you do? Little M: We did some dancing. We did some energy. ******** Big M: I don’t want to go to my swimming lesson. I don’t like getting water in my face. Spends next…

musical toilets

Today is the first day of school. And because I don’t believe in easing back into the new school year gently I am setting you, good people of t’interweb some homework. A challenge if you will. Based on musical toilets. No, really. At the weekend…

quotes of the week

Going to the fruit bowl to get an apple Little M: Huh?! What’s┬áthis?! A green orange? Me: WHAT?! Little M: Yes, look! A Green. Orange! Me: That’s a lime. ******** Little M: Please can I have some more blackcunt juice? Me: *spits out tea* you…

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