quotes of the week

Listening to the radio in the car Pet Shop Boys: in a west end town, a dead end world Big M: I can’t believe that song just said girls are worse than boys. ******** Little M: Is that a magpire? Me: Huh? Oh you mean…

quotes of the week

On the beach… Little M: Mummy, I have drawed an X on the sand. Me: Oh, yes, clever you. Little M: Yes. And when they dig they won’t find any treasure. HA! I’m tricking the pirates. ******** Little M: I’m going to take this postcard…

quotes of the week

Little M: The light doesn’t work in the sitting room. We need to change the light bob. ******** The Ms both have friends over for tea. Big M: I am T, and this is Big M. T: Yes. I am Big M, she is T….

quotes of the week

Little M: Here’s your screw diver daddy. ******** Reading the BFG Big M: You do the best voices mummy. Daddy’s are good but not like yours. And Miss B just says the BFG’s words in her normal voice. She’s rubbish. Me: *proud face*  

quotes of the week

Little M: I did PE today. Mr TOPP: Cool. What did you do? Little M: We did some dancing. We did some energy. ******** Big M: I don’t want to go to my swimming lesson. I don’t like getting water in my face. Spends next…

musical toilets

Today is the first day of school. And because I don’t believe in easing back into the new school year gently I am setting you, good people of t’interweb some homework. A challenge if you will. Based on musical toilets. No, really. At the weekend…

quotes of the week

Going to the fruit bowl to get an apple Little M: Huh?! What’s this?! A green orange? Me: WHAT?! Little M: Yes, look! A Green. Orange! Me: That’s a lime. ******** Little M: Please can I have some more blackcunt juice? Me: *spits out tea* you…

the TOPPs tied the knot

So we did it. Twenty years, two kids and proper jobs later, the TOPPs have finally tied the knot. After weeks of preparation, including important research into married life, we spent Friday afternoon setting up the venue for the reception. My sister, aunties and uncles gave…

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