Before we begin, let me just tell you I am in no way a raving man hater. I quite like men, actually. I even live with one.
Exhibit A: The Sample Pot.
This is unused, people. Do. Not. Panic.
Now, really, would a woman have designed a pot to collect a urine sample that was so bloomin’ difficult to get the said urine in? Especially when you have to take a sample to EVERY antenatal appointment you ever have to go to, and your ever growing tummy makes it even more tricky.
Clue: I am almost entirely sure she wouldn’t. I tried googling who designed the sample pot, but I mostly got tips on how to pass a drugs test so I can’t be 100% certain.
Exhibit B: Braxton Hicks Contractions
According to the online medical dictionary I found, Braxton Hicks contractions are:
Rhythmic uterine muscle activity which occurs during the course of a pregnancy which causes no pain for the patient.
Apparently they were first identified in 1872 by John Braxton Hicks (hence the name).
Also? He was a man.
As far as I am aware, in 1872, much like now, men did not have uteruses (is that a word? it is now…) and therefore could not possibly tell whether it hurts or not.
Well, Mr Doctor Braxton Hicks , I have news for you. Braxton Hicks contractions may not always be painful but they can be really really uncomfortable. And they do actually hurt sometimes.
Just so you know.
Have you voted in the MAD awards yet? No? Well hurry hurry hurry. Voting closes on Monday, so you best get a wriggle on. If you’re stuck for who to nominate, you could always nominate me…