Big M: galloping clumpity clop clumpity clop

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Me: I’m going to do some jobs. Will you come and help me so daddy [who was poorly] can sleep?

Big M: I want to stay and look after daddy.

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Big M: Mummy, are you much better? Do you want some tea?

Me: I’m a bit better thank you, but I don’t think I’ll have any tea thank you.

Big M: Do you need any more water?

Me: No thank you *sniff*

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Big M: Oh that naughty sun, it gets everywhere.

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Little M: Down! PEAS! WALK!

Me: do you want to walk?

Little M: alrigh’