Big M: Happy birthday mummy!
Me: Aww thanks.
Big M: How old are you now mummy?
Me: I’m 35.
Big M: disappointedly Oh. I thought you were 36.
Mr TOPP took his glasses off
Little M: Gasses falldown. Neh mine.
Listening to Big M’s new Dora CD on the way to nursery
Me: Is this Dora’s mum singing?
Mr TOPP: No, it’s Shakira.
Me: Is Shakira Dora’s mum?