sandcastles

quotes of the week

Big M: [watching strictly] My best dance is the conga.

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Little M: Deeze my grubs. I wear my grubs when my hands are cold.

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In a traffic jam, we can smell a catalytic converter…

Little M: Dat smells like Daddy.

Me: *smirks* what does?

Little M: smells like poo

Me: *snort*

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Little M: I got you a present today Mummy.

Mr TOPP: Shhhh!!!

Little M: whispers I got you a present today Mummy.

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