quotes of the week

Scene: Saturday morning. I’m in bed drinking coffee.

Little M: Mummy, I gonna bounce on your bed.

Me: Oh…

Little M: I need songs on. Puts radio on, selects station (classic fm) and resumes bouncing.

Little M: Dis a boring one. I need udder songs. Puts on radio one.




Big M: I’ve got a joke for you… Why did the cow push the farmer?

Me: I don’t know.

Big M: Bcause it wanted him to mooooooooove.

little M: I gotta a joke for you!

Me: Go on then.

Little M: Why you not like peas?! Laughs hysterically

Me: ?


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