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quotes of the week

Big M: Thank you for making my birthday so special!

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3.46am

Little M: Mummy! Muuuuuuummy! I’m not tired any more.

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Little M: Mummy I have a joke.

Me: Oh good. What is it?

Little M: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don’t know, why did the chicken cross the road?

Little M: Because it wanted to lay some eggs.

Me: Oh…

Little M: I got another one. Why did the cow cross the road?

Me: I don’t know…

Little M: Because it wanted to go to a new farm.

Me: …

Little M: And another one! Why did the cow and the pig cross the road?

Me: No idea…

Little M: Because the pig wanted to make moo and *snort* noises. [starts snoring]

Me: Ha! I like that one.

Little M: I know another one. I have four jokes.

Me: Go on then…

Little M: Why did nobody cross the road?

Me: I have no idea…

Little M: Because the cars were going too fast so it wasn’t safe.

Me: So very sensible.

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