life quotes of the week Tweet Big M: Thank you for making my birthday so special! ******** 3.46am Little M: Mummy! Muuuuuuummy! I’m not tired any more. ******** Little M: Mummy I have a joke. Me: Oh good. What is it? Little M: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: I don’t know, why did the chicken cross the road? Little M: Because it wanted to lay some eggs. Me: Oh… Little M: I got another one. Why did the cow cross the road? Me: I don’t know… Little M: Because it wanted to go to a new farm. Me: … Little M: And another one! Why did the cow and the pig cross the road? Me: No idea… Little M: Because the pig wanted to make moo and *snort* noises. [starts snoring] Me: Ha! I like that one. Little M: I know another one. I have four jokes. Me: Go on then… Little M: Why did nobody cross the road? Me: I have no idea… Little M: Because the cars were going too fast so it wasn’t safe. Me: So very sensible. share the love February 28, 2014 By tiddlyompompom #comedy #family #mummying #out of the mouths of babes #warm fuzzy 0 comments Previous Post tiddlyompompom made: rice hand warmers Next Post silent sunday tiddlyompompom Leave a reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Name* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.