quotes of the week

Going to the fruit bowl to get an apple

Little M: Huh?! What’sĀ this?! A green orange?

Me: WHAT?!

Little M: Yes, look! A Green. Orange!

Me: That’s a lime.


Little M: Please can I have some more blackcunt juice?

Me: *spits out tea* you WHAT NOW?!

Little M: *points to jug* some more blackcunt juice. Please?


Little M: When I start school I’m gonna be in suseption.



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