quotes of the week
Going to the fruit bowl to get an apple
Little M: Huh?! What’sĀ this?! A green orange?
Me: WHAT?!
Little M: Yes, look! A Green. Orange!
Me: That’s a lime.
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Little M: Please can I have some more blackcunt juice?
Me: *spits out tea* you WHAT NOW?!
Little M: *points to jug* some more blackcunt juice. Please?
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Little M: When I start school I’m gonna be in suseption.

2 Comments
Marylin
August 31, 2014 at 8:49 pm
tiddlyompompom
September 1, 2014 at 7:24 pm
Oh god I just about ended myself with the juice there!! *runs to the toilet* š
HA! It was a particularly funny moment š