quotes of the week

Mr TOPP: So, how was it meeting Father Christmas today?

Little M: It was good.

Big M: What did he look like?

Little M: He had a big tummy and a BIG beard. It was definitely the real one.

Me: Did he say “ho ho ho”?

Little M: No. But he did talk. I couldn’t see where from though.

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Little M: Mummy, do you know why I have had to change my top?

Me: Um, no?

Little M: Because there was some brown stuff on it, and I didn’t know if it was chocolate spread or poo.*

*she’d not long finished some nutella on toast so I’m hoping assuming it was chocolate spread…

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Bellowing from the other side of the house…

Little M: MUM!!!!

Me: *blinks*

Little M: MUM!!!!

Me: *ignores shouting*

Little M: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!

Me: *sigh* What?

Little M: I’VE GOT A HEADACHE!!!

Me: Don’t shout then. Tsk.

 

 

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