number crunching

Black eyes sustained by M’s: 1

Bump forms received from school: 1 (see above)

Shelving units to fall off the wall: 1

M’s underneath falling shelf unit: 1

Broken limbs: 0

Things I needed to achieve this week at work: 7,843

Things I actually achieved this week at work: 4

Number of times I cried: 3

Swear words muttered under breath: 1,673,289

Swear words said out loud in boss’s office: 5

Bottles of wine drunk: 2

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