quotes of the week

Me: Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Little M: No.

Me: One will see you later, the other one will see you in a while.

Big M:¬†Actually¬†Mum, a crocodile has a pointed mouth and you can see it’s teeth, and an alligator has a curved mouth and you can’t see the teeth.

Me: *blinks*

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