quotes of the week

Tweet Listening to the radio in the car Pet Shop Boys: in a west end town, a dead end world Big M: I can’t believe that song just said girls are worse than boys. ******** Little M: Is that a magpire? Me: Huh? Oh you…

quotes of the week

Tweet Little M: The light doesn’t work in the sitting room. We need to change the light bob. ******** The Ms both have friends over for tea. Big M: I am T, and this is Big M. T: Yes. I am Big M, she is…

quotes of the week

Tweet Little M: Here’s your screw diver daddy. ******** Reading the BFG Big M: You do the best voices mummy. Daddy’s are good but not like yours. And Miss B just says the BFG’s words in her normal voice. She’s rubbish. Me: *proud face*  

musical toilets

Tweet Today is the first day of school. And because I don’t believe in easing back into the new school year gently I am setting you, good people of t’interweb some homework. A challenge if you will. Based on musical toilets. No, really. At the…

quotes of the week

Tweet Going to the fruit bowl to get an apple Little M: Huh?! What’s this?! A green orange? Me: WHAT?! Little M: Yes, look! A Green. Orange! Me: That’s a lime. ******** Little M: Please can I have some more blackcunt juice? Me: *spits out tea*…

the TOPPs tied the knot

Tweet So we did it. Twenty years, two kids and proper jobs later, the TOPPs have finally tied the knot. After weeks of preparation, including important research into married life, we spent Friday afternoon setting up the venue for the reception. My sister, aunties and uncles…

what’s in a name?

Tweet Mr TOPP and I have been together for practically ever. I was 17, he was 16 do do be dooo be dooo.* We talked about getting married one day, but really, it was a proper grown up thing to do and let’s not be…

quotes of the week

Tweet Big M: I’m sad about Granny. I miss her. Me: I miss her too *sniff* Big M: And also I’m sad because you’re nearly 40 and that is really old. Me: I’m THIRTY SEVEN. That is not nearly 40… ******** Big M: Here you go…

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