quotes of the week

Tweet Mr TOPP: So, how was it meeting Father Christmas today? Little M: It was good. Big M: What did he look like? Little M: He had a big tummy and a BIG beard. It was definitely the real one. Me: Did he say “ho ho…

quotes of the week

Tweet Little M: *sings* Then on foggy christmas eve, Santa came to say, Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you glide my sleigh tonight… ******** Big M: Mum, you know words? Me: Um, yes… Big M: What does it mean when they are sideways?…

bite the bullet journal

Tweet I have always loved a good list. I used to be queen of notebooks until the invention of the iPhone. In recent years I have made all my calendars, lists and notes digital. The logic was that I was able to have my diary…

quotes of the week

Tweet Listening to the radio in the car Pet Shop Boys: in a west end town, a dead end world Big M: I can’t believe that song just said girls are worse than boys. ******** Little M: Is that a magpire? Me: Huh? Oh you…

quotes of the week

Tweet Little M: The light doesn’t work in the sitting room. We need to change the light bob. ******** The Ms both have friends over for tea. Big M: I am T, and this is Big M. T: Yes. I am Big M, she is…

quotes of the week

Tweet Little M: Here’s your screw diver daddy. ******** Reading the BFG Big M: You do the best voices mummy. Daddy’s are good but not like yours. And Miss B just says the BFG’s words in her normal voice. She’s rubbish. Me: *proud face*  

musical toilets

Tweet Today is the first day of school. And because I don’t believe in easing back into the new school year gently I am setting you, good people of t’interweb some homework. A challenge if you will. Based on musical toilets. No, really. At the…

quotes of the week

Tweet Going to the fruit bowl to get an apple Little M: Huh?! What’s this?! A green orange? Me: WHAT?! Little M: Yes, look! A Green. Orange! Me: That’s a lime. ******** Little M: Please can I have some more blackcunt juice? Me: *spits out tea*…

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