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Big M: Happy birthday mummy! Me: Aww thanks. Big M: How old are you now mummy? Me: I’m 35. Big M: disappointedly Oh. I thought you were 36. ****** Mr TOPP took his glasses off Little M: Gasses falldown. Neh mine. ******** Listening to Big M’s new Dora CD on the way to nursery Me: [...]
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On the way home from nursery… Big M: Doe, a deer a female deer Ray a drop of golden poo. Me a name I call my poo Far a long long way to pooooooooo. So, a needle pulling poo. La a note to follow so. Tee a drink with jam and poo That will bring [...]
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Me: So you know Aunty A has a baby in her tummy? Big M: Has it come out? Me: No, but she has found out is going to be a boy. Big M: And I’ll have three cousins. Me: Yes, two girls and a boy. I wonder what his name will be? Big M: Will [...]
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Because I have a to-do list three miles long, I am obviously wasting time on t’interweb. Because, y’know, that’s how stuff gets done. Isn’t it? Anyhoo, I don’t know what you’re complaining about, because if I was doing what I was supposed to be doing I wouldn’t be bringing you this little gem. You see [...]
so here it is, merry christmas
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I hope that you have a wonderful day with at least one too many mince pies/glasses of sherry. Merry christmas everybody.
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Fact. And this is why. 1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a [...]
tiddlyompompom thinks: shiver me timbers
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Mr TOPP and I aren’t married. We have been together for nearly seventeen years, which is longer than some marriages last. When we were younger, before children came along, we used to get “so, when are you two going to get married then eh?” especially when friends or relatives were tying the knot. At first [...]
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I love shopping. It runs in the family, we get it from my granny. If there was a Shop-Off in the Olympics she would be a gold medalist and world record holder. Yesterday I was shopping for some books for the kids on Waterstones online (if my granny ever got the hang of shopping on [...]
tiddlyompompom thinks: you're in for a big surprise
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If you go down to the woods today, You’re sure of a big surprise If you go down to the woods today, You’d better go in disguise. For ev’ry bear that ever there was, Will gather there for certain, because Today’s the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic. Best. News report. Ever.
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