Big M: singing dooo dooo twangy twang doooo…   Do you like my new song Daddy? Mr TOPP: I haven’t heard that one before. Big M: No, well you wouldn’t have ‘coz I just thunk it up. ******** Me: Little M, are you being a monkey? Little M: Yeah! grins ******** Big M: Pull your [...]

Big M: Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little bored Jesus laid down his sweet head… ******** Big M: I love our house mummy. It has lots of my favourite things in it.

Last week Laura tagged me in the Ultimate Christmas Song meme. Now, I love Christmas songs as much as the next person, but right now, as I type this I am actually sick to bloody death of them. Not because I am all Bah Humbag or owt. More that I have been singing Christmas songs [...]

Usually I post my personal challenge posts on the first of the month. That makes this post seven days late. Dagnammit. But, I do have an excuse. Kinda. You see, on the 1st December I had the first of our christmas concerts, and didn’t get home until 9.34pm. So what was wrong with the 2nd/3rd/4th [...]

We have been fans of Justin Fletcher for a while now. Way back when Big M was a baby and we were starting signing we watched Mr Tumble to help us learn new signs. If I’m honest, we never really got on with Gigglebiz, but we are mahoosive fans of the new Justin’s house on [...]

On the way home from nursery… Big M: Doe, a deer a female deer Ray a drop of golden poo. Me a name I call my poo Far a long long way to pooooooooo. So, a needle pulling poo. La a note to follow so. Tee a drink with jam and poo That will bring [...]

Usually I know in advance what I want to do for my personal challenge each month. This month it has been different. For the past few days I have been trying to decide what my personal challenge for July should be. Although I am clearly practically perfect in every way there are still a few [...]

I am a West Country Girl. I grew up in a land of combine harvesters, cider and the wurzels. Actually, that is a total lie. I grew up in a city, haven’t drunk cider since a particularly bad night involving diamond white, and I don’t (and never will) own a wurzels record. But that doesn’t [...]

At breakfast… Big M: I need to sing the Rainbow Song. With my eyes closed. sings (with eyes closed): Red and yellow and pink and blue, orange and purple and bloooooooooooooooooo Me: waits until she has finished (obviously, I am a good mummy) That was lovely. Why do you need your eyes closed? What does [...]

Yesterday we had a sing song. Can you guess what we sang? Altogether now… See more body parts over at sticky fingers.