Because I have a to-do list three miles long, I am obviously wasting time on t’interweb. Because, y’know, that’s how stuff gets done. Isn’t it? Anyhoo, I don’t know what you’re complaining about, because if I was doing what I was supposed to be doing I wouldn’t be bringing you this little gem. You see [...]

I have been tagged in the stylish blogger meme by slummy single mummy, Carole and the Domestic Godd-esque. While I thank you very much you lovely ladies, I should probably point out that I am soooooooo not stylish. Really. Unless being covered in baby snot and mushed banana is going to catch on any time [...]

When I was offered a copy of the cbeebies song time album to review how could I say no? I couldn’t. So I didn’t. Obviously. Our grumpy post lady popped the song time album through the letter box last week, just as we were about to go out. She didn’t look impressed as we squealed [...]

So, Strictly Come Dancing eh? I love it. I can’t dance for toffee (except of course when I am drunk, when the shapes I throw are full of the awesome), but I love watching. I am also not a girly girl, but I secretly love all the beautiful sparkly dresses. Shhh, don’t tell anyone. Strictly [...]

A few weeks ago, Louise from RockBabyWorld asked twitter if there were any ZingZilla fans out there. Umm, hello. Big M is a huge fan – she swings/jumps/leaps on things like “ZingZillas doos it” and Panzee is her style guru. So Louise sent me Big M a copy of the ZingZilla’s album to review. Big M [...]

Happy Mother’s Day.

When I was little I used to want to be a tv presenter. Sometimes I wanted to read the news, so I would sit behind the piano stool and read made up stories to my family.  Other times I would want to be Delia Smith, so I would practise as I ate my tea. I was especially [...]

After last night’s kitchen based disaster, dinner time today was a much calmer affair. Thankfully. Mostly because I checked the oven for cat bowls before starting to cook. You live and learn, eh? And at least I didn’t muck up live on tv… See? It could happen to anyone. You be careful the next time you [...]

Don’t forget to check behind you when you are up to something you shouldn’t be. You are welcome.

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics”  - Benjamin Disraeli Make that four: lies, damned lies, statistics and whopping great fibs you tell your children. As a child, I (like most children in the world) trusted my parents implicitly. When I was about 3 and learning my alphabet, I remember a [...]